gap moments

lemme explain my GAP story of the day...
so today while i was walking around.. and just greeting the few customers that we had... there was this little cutie.. probably.. 3 or 4 years old? with a mother.. so while the mother was shopping around.. as sales associates.. we were taught to keep the little kiddies entertain.. convo as follow...

me: hiya there :)
kid: (looks up.. strolling slowly along behind the shopping mother)
me: hiya buddy!
kid: (glare... and *pout*.. sad puppy face)
mother: (turns around to look at us)
kid: (approaches a round table of sweaters... then all of a sudden.. use his tiny fists to pound on all the sweaters around the table one by one... angry-sad face)
me: .....shocked and just staring...
mother: (looks at me as if to explain...) ya, he HATES clothes.

wahahahaha.. i thought it was so hilarious.. the poor kid.. omg. hahaha.. must be a long shopping day.. but it was soooooooooooooo cute tho.. like the incident! hahaha poor angry child..

and yesterday's GAP story....
there was this sweetie pie wearing pink shoes coming into the store.. haha.. cutie girlie...

girlie: *gasp* and pointed.. (realized the mannequin had no feet!)
me: "would u like to give the lady ur prettie pink shoes to match her prettie pink pants?"
girlie: (smile sweetly.. and shook her head.. no.. then she walked away to another mannequin.. a half mannequin)
me: "OH NO! look! this lady has no legs!"
girlie: *gasp.. cover mouth* ran to the shopping mother.. and pointed at the half mannequin and said... "no legs!"
mother: (walks over with shock little girl) then said.. "sweetie, look, it has no head too! ok let's go" and left the store.. and little girl while walking away.. keeps looking back at the headless.. and legless mannequin...

hahahahahaha mothers.. are horrible hahahah it was soooooooooooooooo funny tho.. u've just gotta imagine it..